This article includes spoilers for episode seven of ‘Interior Layout Masters with Alan Carr’, which aired on 20 April 2022.
“I would course myself as a artistic genius. I after did an interview for a position and I arrived across as a expert.”
So declared Paul Andrews in his sensational very first job interview on this year’s series of Inside Layout Masters with Alan Carr.
In the first sea of contestants humbly claiming that they were being sensation “pretty confident” or “excited to give it a go” with the types of apologetic, lipless smiles you give anyone whose way you have acquired in at the supermarket, Paul’s was the chatting head second that right away produced me sit up and laugh.
Opining by way of each individual episode like David Brent if he ended up a visible merchandiser from Lancashire, Paul gave me particularly what I want from a comically lower-stakes level of competition programme about individuals doing up outlets: wholly exaggerated drama.
Between his loaded seems to be to digicam and the occasion on which he volunteered to go away in position of eradicated contestant Molly, Paul – now sadly departed from the exhibit, following his renovated luxury holiday lodge wasn’t quite up to scratch, coming in a very respectable 3rd place – is my favourite reality Tv set participant in ages, simply mainly because he’s so superior at it.
On the entire, Inside Layout Masters is a Good Demonstrate featuring Great Folks who are Quite Pleased for each individual other – even when they are sent packing – and exactly where the worst fate one can put up with is staying summoned to sit on a couch.
This is a good issue because seeing it makes me feel like I am giving my mind a tub – but to do well, any first rate actuality display requires a little bit of spice, which normally arrives from fantastic casting.
A ton of the time we celebrate reality Television personalities for getting “normal” or “relatable” when to be trustworthy, that is not what helps make very good telly at all.
In which would Providing Sunset be with out Christine Quinn being a bitch when greatly pregnant? Or the early several years of Serious Housewives of Beverly Hills devoid of Lisa Vanderpump carting around her balding chihuahua Giggy (RIP)? Without a doubt the query is, would we have enjoyed this year’s Interior Style and design Masters so considerably if Paul, defined by his enjoy of “heritage” style, had not been so confidently proclaiming himself the Michaelangelo of pelmets for most of the year? The reply – definitely, blatantly, painfully – is no.
It’s true that Inside Structure Masters draws in a amusing, arty bunch. Even this year’s shoo-in winner, Australian goat farmer Banjo, has extra than a bit of the eccentric about him, with his insistence on inventing a character who he imagines will inhabit each and every of his patterns my favorite was Florence Llewelyn-Bowen, fictional twin sister of guest choose Lawrence.
Still, Paul was the only one who appeared to actually, appropriately again himself. In episode 1, he was painted as a little bit of a villain for bulldozing over Amy’s thoughts for their shared workplace, but when one’s function wall is the end result of divine inspiration, 1 simply cannot perhaps concede (Amy’s great – she’ll deal with Banjo in the last future 7 days).
Paul would often declare his improvements “brilliant”, and even if you didn’t concur with him, you variety of experienced to admire his Woman Gaga amounts of determination. As the great woman has claimed many instances: “There can be 100 individuals in a space, and it usually takes just one to think in you” – in Paul’s case, that was usually himself, much to my constant delight.
In Wednesday night’s episode, Paul was provided some time to talk seriously about his existence and inspirations, and like all of the greats, he shown startling self-consciousness beneath the bravado (he understands that stating he’s a “creative genius” is “ridiculous” but it is just how it feels when he’s coming up with).
And although he didn’t choose absent the crown this time – and by the way, if any BBC execs are reading through, I’d enjoy the shit out of any property renovation programme he fronted, preferably in which he’s provided 10 minutes for every episode to praise his own vision – he will constantly be variety just one in my heart. Getting the principal character, after all, is hard function – but Paul did it incredibly.